A cop noticed a car going extremely slow down the highway so he decided he should pull it over.
The passengers in the car were all Senior Citizens.
George, the driver, got out of the car and asked "May I help you officer"?
The Cop replied; "Sir this is a 65 mile per hour highway. Why are you going so slow"?
George said; "Officer, the signs that I saw said 22, not 65".
The Cop said; "Sir, that's not the speed limit, that's the number of the highway you're on, Highway 22"
George said; "Oh! Stupid me! Thanks for telling me. I'll be more careful."
At this point the cop looked in the back seat of the car and noticed that the passengers were shaking and trembling.
So the cop said; "Excuse me Sir, what's wrong with your friends back there? They're shaking and trembling something terrible!"
George replied, "OH, we just got off of Highway 119"
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