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Three old pilots are walking on the ramp.
A man was telling his neighbor, "I just bought a new hearing aid.
It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's
perfect."
Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical.
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone
rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him,
"Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the
wrong way on Interstate 280. Please be careful!"
An elderly gent was invited to his old friends' home for dinner one
evening. He was impressed by the way his buddy preceded every
request to his wife with endearing terms-Honey, My Love, Darling,
Sweetheart, Pumpkin, etc... The couple had been married almost
70 years, and clearly they were still very much in love. While the
wife was in the kitchen, the man leaned over and said to his host,
"I think it's wonderful that, after all these years, you still call
your wife those loving pet names."
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